Monday, January 12, 2009
Saturday, January 10, 2009
How To Treat Escorts
When the escort arrives, treat her like a blind date. Tell her she looks nice. Smile, be friendly. Invite her in. I generally keep a variety of refreshments to offer her, like wine, soft drinks, fruit juice. If you smoke you can let her know she can smoke. If you don’t, then let her know she can’t.
If this is your first time with her, she will probably go into a script. She needs to know you’re not a cop or a violent weirdo or someone who’s going to be trouble. She also needs to let you know that she’s expecting you to pay up front, but she can’t ask you to give her money for sex, because that would be prostitution, and that’s not what she does.
Generally the woman will start out asking something neutral like, “Have you used the service before?” She trying to determine what you know and what she’s going to have to tell you about. If you’ve used other services before then let her know that so she knows that you understand the rules.
If you don’t know what to do and it’s your first time, just say so. That way she can give you the information you need. If you’re embarrassed or nervous, let her know it’s your first time and that you feel a little awkward. This helps her to help you relax, talk a little more, and allow you to get comfortable. Everyone has a first time for calling an escort service and part of the escort’s job is to let you know how to do it.
She will then explain the rules about the agency fee and the tips, tell you that you are expected to pay up front and what the time limits are. She will explain that there are different tips for different services. Eventually she will ask you, “What do you want to do?” When she asks you this, you are expected to tell her what you want. This is usually an awkward moment if it’s your first time. What you want to get across is whether you want to get laid, just want head, or both. And you can just say it if you want, and that’s fine. These women aren’t shy and you can be comfortable talking to them about your sexual interests. That is what they are there for and they aren’t bashful.
It’s just my personality, but I like to start with some humor to break the ice. I may ask, “How much would you charge to have my baby?” This usually gets them laughing — and some find it erotic. They’ll usually say something like, “I don’t do that,” or, “You couldn’t afford it,” to which I might reply, “Well, then, how much for an attempt?” This is a good way to lighten up the mood.
Many women are escorts because they like their job. The more comfortable they feel around you, the more they can enjoy their work.
As I said before, I personally like women who like their work. I like women to enjoy having sex with me. If that’s what you want, then you think like I do. They are trying to give you the pleasures you want, so the more accurately you communicate with them, the easier it is for them to satisfy you as a customer. And like any business women, these women enjoy working with their better clients.
After you let her know what you want it’s time to give her the money. She’ll let you know what she expects and how to pay her. The best way is to lay it on a table and have her pick it up rather than handing it to her. It’s a legal thing: You’re not really giving her thee money for sex. You’re paying her for her time and tipping her because she is a beautiful and attractive woman. And this beautiful woman finds you irresistible as well and you are so attractive that even though she shouldn’t, she just can’t control her desires and can’t resist having sex with you. You get the picture …
After she’s been paid, she will usually have to call the agency and let them know she has arrived, been paid, and that everything is fine so they can start the clock running. (When your time is up, the agency will call you back if she hasn’t called in first.) After she gets off the phone, she’s all yours.
This is the time to start getting relaxed with the escort, time for a little small talk. She may ask what you do; you might ask how long she’s been working in this field and what she likes. If you’re having personal problems, you might want to talk to her about them. I find it’s easier to talk to an escort than a psychologist and the advice is just as good. Escorts are an anonymous person, who is a woman, and you can ask her anything about women that you would be afraid to ask other women you know. Most escorts love to answer these questions and they are glad to fill you in on the secrets that hardly any guys know about what women really want. In fact, although most men think they know women, they really don’t. According to many escorts I’ve talked to, the average guy doesn’t have a clue about what women want. If you ask a few questions you might find that you can learn a lot of things you didn’t know.
If this is your first time with her, she will probably go into a script. She needs to know you’re not a cop or a violent weirdo or someone who’s going to be trouble. She also needs to let you know that she’s expecting you to pay up front, but she can’t ask you to give her money for sex, because that would be prostitution, and that’s not what she does.
Generally the woman will start out asking something neutral like, “Have you used the service before?” She trying to determine what you know and what she’s going to have to tell you about. If you’ve used other services before then let her know that so she knows that you understand the rules.
If you don’t know what to do and it’s your first time, just say so. That way she can give you the information you need. If you’re embarrassed or nervous, let her know it’s your first time and that you feel a little awkward. This helps her to help you relax, talk a little more, and allow you to get comfortable. Everyone has a first time for calling an escort service and part of the escort’s job is to let you know how to do it.
She will then explain the rules about the agency fee and the tips, tell you that you are expected to pay up front and what the time limits are. She will explain that there are different tips for different services. Eventually she will ask you, “What do you want to do?” When she asks you this, you are expected to tell her what you want. This is usually an awkward moment if it’s your first time. What you want to get across is whether you want to get laid, just want head, or both. And you can just say it if you want, and that’s fine. These women aren’t shy and you can be comfortable talking to them about your sexual interests. That is what they are there for and they aren’t bashful.
It’s just my personality, but I like to start with some humor to break the ice. I may ask, “How much would you charge to have my baby?” This usually gets them laughing — and some find it erotic. They’ll usually say something like, “I don’t do that,” or, “You couldn’t afford it,” to which I might reply, “Well, then, how much for an attempt?” This is a good way to lighten up the mood.
Many women are escorts because they like their job. The more comfortable they feel around you, the more they can enjoy their work.
As I said before, I personally like women who like their work. I like women to enjoy having sex with me. If that’s what you want, then you think like I do. They are trying to give you the pleasures you want, so the more accurately you communicate with them, the easier it is for them to satisfy you as a customer. And like any business women, these women enjoy working with their better clients.
After you let her know what you want it’s time to give her the money. She’ll let you know what she expects and how to pay her. The best way is to lay it on a table and have her pick it up rather than handing it to her. It’s a legal thing: You’re not really giving her thee money for sex. You’re paying her for her time and tipping her because she is a beautiful and attractive woman. And this beautiful woman finds you irresistible as well and you are so attractive that even though she shouldn’t, she just can’t control her desires and can’t resist having sex with you. You get the picture …
After she’s been paid, she will usually have to call the agency and let them know she has arrived, been paid, and that everything is fine so they can start the clock running. (When your time is up, the agency will call you back if she hasn’t called in first.) After she gets off the phone, she’s all yours.
This is the time to start getting relaxed with the escort, time for a little small talk. She may ask what you do; you might ask how long she’s been working in this field and what she likes. If you’re having personal problems, you might want to talk to her about them. I find it’s easier to talk to an escort than a psychologist and the advice is just as good. Escorts are an anonymous person, who is a woman, and you can ask her anything about women that you would be afraid to ask other women you know. Most escorts love to answer these questions and they are glad to fill you in on the secrets that hardly any guys know about what women really want. In fact, although most men think they know women, they really don’t. According to many escorts I’ve talked to, the average guy doesn’t have a clue about what women want. If you ask a few questions you might find that you can learn a lot of things you didn’t know.
A - Escort Info (for the Newbies)
AMP - Asian Massage Parlor
AAMP - Apartment Asian Massage Parlor. Based in a residential apartment instead of a commercial storefront.
Agency (Escort Agency) - A company that manages calls, bookings, and advertising for a group of providers.
Amazon - A tall, strong, often masculine woman.
AMP - Asian Massage Parlor
Analingus - Anal Rimming Oral stimulation of anus
AR (Anal Rimming) - Oral stimulation of anus
Around the world - Analingus and Fellatio
Asian - Refers to AR
Asian Cowgirl - Girl on top, squatting.
ASP - Adult Service Provider
ATF - All Time Favorite
ATM - Ass To Mouth
Aunt Flo - Menstruation or "Period"
AAMP - Apartment Asian Massage Parlor. Based in a residential apartment instead of a commercial storefront.
Agency (Escort Agency) - A company that manages calls, bookings, and advertising for a group of providers.
Amazon - A tall, strong, often masculine woman.
AMP - Asian Massage Parlor
Analingus - Anal Rimming Oral stimulation of anus
AR (Anal Rimming) - Oral stimulation of anus
Around the world - Analingus and Fellatio
Asian - Refers to AR
Asian Cowgirl - Girl on top, squatting.
ASP - Adult Service Provider
ATF - All Time Favorite
ATM - Ass To Mouth
Aunt Flo - Menstruation or "Period"
B - Escort Info (for the Newbies)
Babyback - Petite, young, attractive Asian.
Bait and Switch - Person who shows up is a different one than advertised.
Baja Sur - Genitals. From the spanish "the low south".
Balloons - Breast implants
Bareback - Without a condom
Barracuda - A professional prostitute who's only purpose is to separate you from your money as quickly as possible, preferably without giving you anything in return.
Batin - (Malaysia) Groin massage, but sometimes means hand job.
BBBJ - Bare Back Blow Job (oral sex without condom)
BBBJTC - Bare Back Blow Job to Completion (oral sex to orgasm)
BBBJTCWS - Bare Back Blow Job to Completion with Swallowing
BBBJWF - Bare Back Blow Job With Facial
BBFS - Bare Back Full Service (sex)
BBW - Big Beautiful Woman
BCD - Behind Closed Doors
BDSM - Bondage, Discipline, Sado-Masochism.
Beret - A condom.
Beso Negro - Anal Rimming
BF - Boy Friend
Birdwatching - BBBJTCWS
BJ - Blow Job (oral sex on a man)
Blackhole - Anus
BLS - Ball Licking and Sucking
Blue Pill - Viagra
Blue Steel - Viagra
Brown Shower - Defecation on your partner.
BS - Body slide (Usually part of a "sensual massage". Where a woman slides her body on yours using oil.)
BSD - Big Swinging Dick
BSW - Black Street Walker
BTW - By the Way
Butterface - Everything looks good, but her face
Bait and Switch - Person who shows up is a different one than advertised.
Baja Sur - Genitals. From the spanish "the low south".
Balloons - Breast implants
Bareback - Without a condom
Barracuda - A professional prostitute who's only purpose is to separate you from your money as quickly as possible, preferably without giving you anything in return.
Batin - (Malaysia) Groin massage, but sometimes means hand job.
BBBJ - Bare Back Blow Job (oral sex without condom)
BBBJTC - Bare Back Blow Job to Completion (oral sex to orgasm)
BBBJTCWS - Bare Back Blow Job to Completion with Swallowing
BBBJWF - Bare Back Blow Job With Facial
BBFS - Bare Back Full Service (sex)
BBW - Big Beautiful Woman
BCD - Behind Closed Doors
BDSM - Bondage, Discipline, Sado-Masochism.
Beret - A condom.
Beso Negro - Anal Rimming
BF - Boy Friend
Birdwatching - BBBJTCWS
BJ - Blow Job (oral sex on a man)
Blackhole - Anus
BLS - Ball Licking and Sucking
Blue Pill - Viagra
Blue Steel - Viagra
Brown Shower - Defecation on your partner.
BS - Body slide (Usually part of a "sensual massage". Where a woman slides her body on yours using oil.)
BSD - Big Swinging Dick
BSW - Black Street Walker
BTW - By the Way
Butterface - Everything looks good, but her face
C - Escort Info (for the Newbies)
Call Girl - Outcall provider, usually implies agency.
Cash and Dash - ROB who takes the money and runs
CBJ - Covered Blow Job (oral sex with a condom)
CC - Roman Numeral for 200. Roman numerals sometimes used for fees.
CC - Credit Card
CC Rider - Full service provider costing $200 or less.
CD - Cross-dresser: transvestite, a person, and especially a male who adopts the dress and often the behavior typical of the opposite sex especially for purposes of emotional or sexual gratification
CDS - Covered Doggy Style
CFS - Covered Full Service (sex with condom)
CG - Call Girl
Chump - A man who gives his money and/or his attention to women without getting any pussy in return. Largely a phenomenon experienced by American men when dating American women. Don't be a chump!
CIM - Cum in Mouth
Civilian - A woman who makes herself available for sexual encounters but not for financial gain. May be less discreet than a provider and more interested in a relationship.
Clockwatcher - A term for a provider who counts the minutes until the session is over.
CMD - Carpet Matches Drapes (means her natural hair color)
CMT - Certified Massage Therapist. A professional masseuse.
COF - Cum on Face
Collar and Cuffs - Pubic hair matches natural hair-color (redheads, blondes)
Completion - Orgasm. e.g. She gave a bareback blowjob to completion.
Cover - Condom
Covered - Various measures, such as the use of condoms or dental dams, are taken to avoid diseases (as AIDS) transmitted by sexual contact. (e.g. Covered Blow Job means a condom was used.)
CG - Cow Girl, Girl on top facing you.
Crime scene action - Sexual activity during her period.
Cruising - Looking for prostitutes while driving.
Cups of Coffee - Releases, Orgasms
Cash and Dash - ROB who takes the money and runs
CBJ - Covered Blow Job (oral sex with a condom)
CC - Roman Numeral for 200. Roman numerals sometimes used for fees.
CC - Credit Card
CC Rider - Full service provider costing $200 or less.
CD - Cross-dresser: transvestite, a person, and especially a male who adopts the dress and often the behavior typical of the opposite sex especially for purposes of emotional or sexual gratification
CDS - Covered Doggy Style
CFS - Covered Full Service (sex with condom)
CG - Call Girl
Chump - A man who gives his money and/or his attention to women without getting any pussy in return. Largely a phenomenon experienced by American men when dating American women. Don't be a chump!
CIM - Cum in Mouth
Civilian - A woman who makes herself available for sexual encounters but not for financial gain. May be less discreet than a provider and more interested in a relationship.
Clockwatcher - A term for a provider who counts the minutes until the session is over.
CMD - Carpet Matches Drapes (means her natural hair color)
CMT - Certified Massage Therapist. A professional masseuse.
COF - Cum on Face
Collar and Cuffs - Pubic hair matches natural hair-color (redheads, blondes)
Completion - Orgasm. e.g. She gave a bareback blowjob to completion.
Cover - Condom
Covered - Various measures, such as the use of condoms or dental dams, are taken to avoid diseases (as AIDS) transmitted by sexual contact. (e.g. Covered Blow Job means a condom was used.)
CG - Cow Girl, Girl on top facing you.
Crime scene action - Sexual activity during her period.
Cruising - Looking for prostitutes while driving.
Cups of Coffee - Releases, Orgasms
D - Escort Info (for the Newbies)
Dance and Dash - A rip-off. She shows up, takes your money, doesn't provide, might offer to "dance", and leaves.
Date - A session
DATO - Dining at the O, Analingus, oral stimulation of the anus
DATY - Dining at the Y (Performing oral sex on a woman)
DDE - Doesn't Do Extras (PS only)
DDF - Drug and Disease Free
DDG - Drop Dead Gorgeous
DDP - Double Digit Penetration (pussy and anus)
Deep Throat - Fellatio where the whole length of the penis is "swallowed".
Defender - A poster who defends or "comes to the rescue" of a provider who has been reviewed poorly or is accused of something in an escort forum, regardless of whether it is accurate.
Deposit - A provider requires an upfront payment in advance of a session.
DFE - Dead Fish Experience
DFK - Deep French Kissing
DIY - Do It Yourself (masturbation)
Doggie of Doggie Style - Man behind girl
Donation - Payment to a provider
Doubles - A threesome with two girls and you
DP - Double Penetration
DP - Digital penetration
DSL - Dick Sucking Lips
DT - Dining at the Toes
DT - Deep Throat
Date - A session
DATO - Dining at the O, Analingus, oral stimulation of the anus
DATY - Dining at the Y (Performing oral sex on a woman)
DDE - Doesn't Do Extras (PS only)
DDF - Drug and Disease Free
DDG - Drop Dead Gorgeous
DDP - Double Digit Penetration (pussy and anus)
Deep Throat - Fellatio where the whole length of the penis is "swallowed".
Defender - A poster who defends or "comes to the rescue" of a provider who has been reviewed poorly or is accused of something in an escort forum, regardless of whether it is accurate.
Deposit - A provider requires an upfront payment in advance of a session.
DFE - Dead Fish Experience
DFK - Deep French Kissing
DIY - Do It Yourself (masturbation)
Doggie of Doggie Style - Man behind girl
Donation - Payment to a provider
Doubles - A threesome with two girls and you
DP - Double Penetration
DP - Digital penetration
DSL - Dick Sucking Lips
DT - Dining at the Toes
DT - Deep Throat
E - Escort Info (for the Newbies)
ECR - El Camino Real
Ellie - Law Enforcement
English - Spanking, etc.
Enhancements - Breast implants
Envelope - Often cash payments for a provider are placed in an envelope. Rather than handing her cash directly, or discussing money, the envelope is left in a conspicuous location for the provider to pick up as she leaves (outcall), or after the hobbyist leaves (incall).
Escort - A woman who is paid for her time and companionship.
Expats - Persons living in countries other than their own citizenship. Generally refers to Americans, Canadians or Europeans living in other countries.
Ellie - Law Enforcement
English - Spanking, etc.
Enhancements - Breast implants
Envelope - Often cash payments for a provider are placed in an envelope. Rather than handing her cash directly, or discussing money, the envelope is left in a conspicuous location for the provider to pick up as she leaves (outcall), or after the hobbyist leaves (incall).
Escort - A woman who is paid for her time and companionship.
Expats - Persons living in countries other than their own citizenship. Generally refers to Americans, Canadians or Europeans living in other countries.
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