Saturday, January 10, 2009

L - Escort Info (for the Newbies)

Lapdog - A man who worships providers to excess
L/A/S - Looks/Attitude/Service: A subjective ranking system. Each criteria separately ranked, from lowest (1) to highest (10). Examples: 2/9/8 = Unattractive, but very friendly and good sex. 10/5/4 = Model material, but a poor attitude, and mediocre sex.
Landing Strip - Description of pubic hair
LBFM - Little Brown Fucking Machine
LCN - Latina Chica Network
LE - Law Enforcement
LEO - Law Enforcement Officer
LFK - Light Face Kissing
Little Blue Helper - Viagra
Little Blue Pill - Viagra
LK - Light Kissing (closed mouth)
LMP - Licensed Massage Practitioner
LOL - Laugh Out Loud
LOS - Land of Smiles (refers to Thailand)
Lot Lizards - Prostitutes who operate out of truck stops or other trucker hangouts.
LT - Long Time (usually overnight)
LTR - Long Term Relationship

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